sarcasimistic 

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.

"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."

Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010

sarcasmastic 

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.

Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

sarcasmastic by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010

sarcasmystic 

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm

I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.

sarcasmystic by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

sarcassistic 

Sarcasm directed towards self love.

Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."

Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."

sarcassistic by TallMidgety January 9, 2009

sarcastimystic 

meaning magically sarcastic

are you being sarcastimystic?

sarcastimystic by sha1991 July 15, 2011