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sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm
When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."
sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcastitude 

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.
boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!
sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009

Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.
Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.
Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

sarcastisizer

One who uses a sarcastic comment in a dialectic form.
You are such a sarcastisizer.
sarcastisizer by Okbosh Jenkins March 24, 2010

sarcastisize

It's when a Rosshole (asshole) makes everything into a sarcastic comment and you never know when they are being truthful or not
I feed off your comments and sarcastisize off them :) you just think I'm serious everytimeeeeeee
sarcastisize by Queerstin May 3, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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