sarcassist 

a sarcastic person .

Wow, I'm so wonderful.
You're such a sarcassist.

sarcassist by grr rrr March 30, 2008

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcastitude 

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.

boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!

sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009

Sarcastiscream 

When you scream as if you are scared of something, but you aren't.

Bill:Did you see that bodybuilder screaming like a bitch?

Steve:I think he was sarcastiscreaming, Bill.

Sarcastiscream by commaas June 5, 2014

sarcastisizer

One who uses a sarcastic comment in a dialectic form.

You are such a sarcastisizer.

sarcastisizer by Okbosh Jenkins March 24, 2010

sarcastisize

It's when a Rosshole (asshole) makes everything into a sarcastic comment and you never know when they are being truthful or not

I feed off your comments and sarcastisize off them :) you just think I'm serious everytimeeeeeee

sarcastisize by Queerstin May 3, 2014