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Snarkassist 

Helpful for victims of narcissistic abuse, especially the empath, a ‘snarkassist’ is the light boost given by a meme lampooning the narcissist or a humorous cartoon, image or one-liner, a bit of snark, to assist the victim and survivor in recovery.
In need of a snarkassist I thought of the joke ‘How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero. They don’t use lightbulbs, they use gaslighting.’
Snarkassist by PunAlert June 6, 2023

sarcassist 

Wow, I'm so wonderful.
You're such a sarcassist.
sarcassist by grr rrr March 30, 2008

sarcassistic 

Sarcasm directed towards self love.
Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."

Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."
sarcassistic by TallMidgety January 9, 2009

snarcissistic 

A mix of the word snarky and narcissistic, meaning you love yourself and every short, snippy comeback you think up paints you in a good light and makes other people hate you
Girl 1: Hey, where'd you get that shirt?
Girl 2: Macy's, but they don't sell anything whale sized.
Girl 1:You're so snarcissistic
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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