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Sarcamistic

to be sarcasically optimistic. not to be confused with sarcasistic.
*being held at gun point*

Guy 1: "well, it could always be worse. ."

Guy 2: "HOW could anything be possibly worse then this? you know, besides a Miley Cyrus concert. ."

Guy 1: "dude! i was being sarcamistic!"
by i forget. . . April 25, 2010
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sarcastic clap

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.
Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.
by ThisFoo December 30, 2010
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sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.
"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.
by h20kj May 6, 2010
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sarcastic girls

sarcastic girls are funny and honest, they know when to quit the jokes but will always be sarcastic, they don't stop. It's not a bad thing, it's actually really good because you end up having inside jokes!
by The human robot ✌️ October 22, 2019
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Sarcastic Voyage

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.
Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!
by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011
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Sarcastica

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.
by exalen November 27, 2010
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Sarcastic-Bitch

A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.
"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim

"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch

"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim
by shahab s. February 15, 2009
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