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sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.
Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

sarcasmastic 

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.
Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

Sarcasmate 

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!
Sarcasmate by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

sarcasmateer 

A person who produces, handles, or is associated with the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
I felt truly mocked by Fred's words. He was a real sarcasmateer.
sarcasmateer by mouslordsoth January 16, 2021

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster 

When you paint over the walls of a building specifically with the color white.
The paintjob on these walls look nice, you sure you never dingaleptic sarcaplastered your house before?

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026