Sarcasmaster

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(Sar-kaz-master) One who is a master of sarcasm!

--I just got a French Vanilla coffee!
-Good for you! We should throw a party!
--Really?
-Fuck off, I'm a sarcasmaster!
--What's that mean?
-Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com, fat-ass!

Sarcasmaster by C-Rock113 January 7, 2009

Words you can keep

sarcasmeter

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.

Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.

sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

sarcasmastic

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.

Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

sarcasmastic by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010

Sarcasmate

A sarcastic soul mate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!

Sarcasmate by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

sarcasmateer

A person who produces, handles, or is associated with the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

I felt truly mocked by Fred's words. He was a real sarcasmateer.

sarcasmateer by mouslordsoth January 16, 2021

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster

When you paint over the walls of a building specifically with the color white.

The paintjob on these walls look nice, you sure you never dingaleptic sarcaplastered your house before?

Dingaleptic Sarcaplaster by chaddiffer February 16, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026