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Sarasite
A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.
Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.
Sarasite by Ennealogic May 1, 2009
Related Words
Sarcasist • sarcasmistic • sarcasmist • Sarcamistic • Sarcasmisticism • sarcassist • sarcassistic • Sarcatist • Sarcasing • sarcasimm
sarcasmist
When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).
"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."
"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."
sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009
Sarcastatistics
The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010
Sarcasswhole
That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.
Sarcasswhole by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014
sarcasassy
sarcasassy by autummmm February 14, 2014
Sarcasmistic
The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.
"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"
"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"
"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."
Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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