Sarcasist 

a practitioner of sarcasm who uses it many times in a day

Im getting tired of that guy's sarcasm, he's such a sarcasist!

Sarcasist by sk321 July 4, 2010

Sarasite 

A die-hard sycophant for whom Sarah Palin can do no wrong. Sarasites literally worship the Alaskan governor and have grand illusions about her political future.

Sarasites can be found talking about the donations they have made to SarahPAC at Team Sarah Web sites.

Sarasite by Ennealogic May 1, 2009

sarcasmist 

1) one who employs sarcasm often and well
2) one who studies the use of sarcasm

When sarcasm is mistakenly taken seriously, either the speaker is a lacking sarcasmist in the first sense of the word, or the listener and interpreter is lacking in the second (or, most often, both).

"Poe's Law kind of ruins it even for a skilled sarcasmist."

sarcasmist by Linguist1620 August 15, 2009

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasswhole 

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.

Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.

Sarcasswhole by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014

sarcasassy

a perfectly crafted blend of being sarcastic + sassy

my, she is quite sarcasassy today!

sarcasassy by autummmm February 14, 2014

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009