sarcassistic 

Sarcasm directed towards self love.

Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."

Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."

sarcassistic by TallMidgety January 9, 2009

Sarcasmistic 

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

Sarcasmistic by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmastic 

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.

Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

sarcasmastic by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010

sarcasmystic 

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm

I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.

sarcasmystic by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

sarcassist 

a sarcastic person .

Wow, I'm so wonderful.
You're such a sarcassist.

sarcassist by grr rrr March 30, 2008

sarcasimistic 

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

sarcasimistic by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

sarcasmistic 

sarcastic mixed with optimistic. Being sarcastic and optimistic at the same time.

The kid was sarcasmistic about the 40 mile bus ride.

sarcasmistic by drgnflm13 November 13, 2004