sarcassistic

Sarcasm directed towards self love.

Joe: "I'm sooo sexy, I would have sex with myself I'm that sexy."

Sally: "Oh Joe, you're so sarcassistic."

by TallMidgety January 9, 2009

Sarcasmistic

The act of being optimistic yet still being such a sarcastic bastard you make sure they know your lying.

"God dammit Destiny I can't stand Stacy!"

"I know she is such a Sarcasmistic bitch!"

"Shes only jealous! Come on Destiny, lets go eat 4 pounds of ice cream, throw up, and then make out while pretending its not going to complicate our friendship!"

"Alright but this time I get to comfort your little brother when he walks in on us."

by Kamidarko January 24, 2009

sarcasmastic

to be extremely sarcastic.
almost TOO sarcastic.
combines sarcasm and idocracy.

Person 1: Do you like my new hat?
Person 2: OH YEAH I THINK ITS THE BEST THING EVER OMGLOLOL.
Person 3: Are you being sarcasmastic?
Person 2: I give up.

by kingweinerlickaa June 28, 2010

sarcasmystic

A wizard practitioner of sarcasm

I call myself a sarcasmystic; a sometimes wizard of sarcasm.

by Ordinary savage November 22, 2018

sarcassist

a sarcastic person .

Wow, I'm so wonderful.
You're such a sarcassist.

by grr rrr March 30, 2008

sarcasimistic

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

sarcasmistic

sarcastic mixed with optimistic. Being sarcastic and optimistic at the same time.

The kid was sarcasmistic about the 40 mile bus ride.

by drgnflm13 November 13, 2004