sapnen 

Short for "what's happening".

<@eater> sapnen?
<@fro> nothing much

sapnen by Eater January 6, 2008

Sapient

wise, having or showing sound judgment; possessing or expressing great sagacity

Also relating to the Human species Homo sapiens

a stern, smiting but sapient man stood before them

Sapient by S256 October 12, 2020

Techno sapiens 

A new intelligent species resulting from Homo sapiens' integration with technology. Techno sapiens are physically different from previous human groups through the use technology assisted genetic and physical modification. Techno sapiens evolution is technology driven and its genome will be different from Homo sapiens’ genome in ways never before imagined possible through natural evolution.

"On the following pages, photographer James Balog documents what he calls Techno sapiens: fusions of humans and machines that can be found today in American research labs and hospitals, and even on the streets. Add up the images, says Balog, and it's not hard to envision a race of flesh-and-technology beings with electric hands, legs of steel that run a two-minute mile, and perceptual powers unknown in nature."

Techno sapiens by space_raccoon January 24, 2014

Bromo sapien 

(n.) Brohmoh Saypien
A brother, dude, bro, friend.
Derived from the inferior Homo sapien name in bronomial nomenclature.
A bromo sapien can be identified by frequently wearing tank tops, eating bacon (and other fine snacks if I do say so myself), having the skin tone of orange, and usually attempting to have a threesome with every 9 or 10 around.

Joe: What's up my Bromo sapien?
Sam: Nothin'. Just having bacon while tanning and attracting many fine women. The usual.

Bromo sapien by CantalopePuncher September 4, 2011

sodomy non sapiens 

faux latin for 'buggered if I know'

Man1: Who's the hot tart over ther?

Man2: Sodomy non sapiens...

Man1: You intellectual twat.

sodomy non sapiens by ThinkingPersonsViagra July 5, 2009

Sapience

A step up from sentience. The possession of wisdom, or rather, the ability to think about thinking. Rats, dolphins, elephants, crows, and a few primates (including humans) have been scientifically proven to have sapience.

"Did you know that rats are sapient?" asks Johnny.
"Wait... Really? If they have sapience, isn't it basically murder if you kill one with a mousetrap then?!” replies Allan.

"Yes!" replies Johnny, smiling sociopathically.

Sapience by Who is this nobody? April 14, 2020

JoMo Sapiens 

The name of the fan club of professional wrestler John Morrison. The name was chosen by fans on Twitter, as the previous name "MoFos" was deemed "not PG"
Example: Zack Ryder's dad.

JoMo Sapiens. We're gonna eat your lunch.

JoMo Sapiens by TheBigOsJuiceMan November 23, 2011