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wise, or attempting to appear wise
Humans are considered to be the most sapient creatures on earth.
sapient by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022
sapient - survivor
The sapient of the worse calamities that hit the earth will continue to rule the earth.
sapient by rishi sayan June 10, 2017

Sapient Equalism 

Sapient Equalism, also Sapientequaism, is a cultural progressive and left leaning ideology that support all sapient beings are equal among themselves, such as humans, xenos/aliens, extraphysical/spiritual life forms (like gods and spiritual beings) and all other possible sapient life forms that might exist, and some variant even includes Artificial Intelligence as well. Sapient equalism supports that everyone that is sapient and conscious of itself can have the same rights and have a sapient life. Sapient Equalism supports that all sapient beings can have rights, some variants advocating the same rights and others advocating different rights for each kind of sapient beings according to their cultural, social and spiritual/religious conditions. Sapient Equalism also supports that sapient species can cooperate among each other and help each other to build a better place for living, regarding being human, xeno or extraphysical. Sapient Equalism also supports that sapient beings should protect protect non-sapient beings.
"Sapient Equalism is the future of law and rights, sapient equality is about to become thing just as species equality also is, both sapient equalism and bioequalism will lead into the future of social rights and of equal rights to everyone else. And that's going to be amazing for everyone else in this planet or that is part of human civilization or will be part of the human civilization."

darth sapient 

a JC mod (former admin) with no balls. after protesting that it was unfair to ask for his personal information, he gave in when he was threatned with demotion.
Darth Sapient grabbed his ankles for Philip Wise
darth sapient by JCnerd March 23, 2004

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.
Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

Techno sapiens 

A new intelligent species resulting from Homo sapiens' integration with technology. Techno sapiens are physically different from previous human groups through the use technology assisted genetic and physical modification. Techno sapiens evolution is technology driven and its genome will be different from Homo sapiens’ genome in ways never before imagined possible through natural evolution.
"On the following pages, photographer James Balog documents what he calls Techno sapiens: fusions of humans and machines that can be found today in American research labs and hospitals, and even on the streets. Add up the images, says Balog, and it's not hard to envision a race of flesh-and-technology beings with electric hands, legs of steel that run a two-minute mile, and perceptual powers unknown in nature."
Techno sapiens by space_raccoon January 24, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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