santosa

if your friend’s name is Santosa. Block him/her. They sleep too early and don’t have any emotions or feelings towards anyone. They are the type of person to leave you on read. And that’s on PERIODT

Karen: I dislike my friend Santosa. He left me on read 7 times today.

by arcenio theophilus May 25, 2020

Josh Cullen Santos

The Most Charismatic member of SB19. He's crowned as the Sexiest Man of the Philippines. Some may see him like that--sexy, "maangas", possesses a hot and swaggy aura, and slaying the stage on fire with his talent...but! He's also a soft guy who smiles and giggles cutely, a very adorable and cheerful person. Cuteness aside, he's the guy who's like a hero. He faced too many struggles and challenges in life, and yet, he's able to reach this point where he performs with all his heart and continues to be an inspiration to many. With his life experiences, you'll be inspired to go on with life, even if you stumble on the way, you gotta stand up and no one can stop you from reaching your dreams.

Josh Cullen Santos is truly my inspiration in life. He's a role model for all of us.

by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020

Los Santos Institute of Roastology

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.

Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

by weenerwilly January 18, 2021

los santos

A fictional setting in the Grand Theft Auto titles San Andreas and GTA V, based on real world Los Angeles.

hey dude, Los santos looks like L.A
that's because it is L.A you twonk

by bakuboy October 10, 2013

George Santos

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.

With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!

by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023

George Santos

To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.

"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."

"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."

by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023

Santosexual

When a person is said to be sexually aroused or in a passionate non-platonic relationship with a fictional character or a non-existing being, the person is said to be Santosexual

Jaden wanks off to Lola Bunny, he is Santosexual.

by jadenspeare December 10, 2021