Santosaurous

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One of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. It's father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had sex with the earth. His seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a Santosaurous. It currently roams the earth having sex with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.

Holy crap Ted i saw a Santosaurous today and it was totally fucking this stop sign! His father must've been a great man...

Santosaurous by Papa Santos March 2, 2011

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Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

Santasaurus by hobosd August 7, 2009

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Samosaurous Rex

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.

The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"

Samosaurous Rex by TheBears September 13, 2009

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Santisaurus

He's the last dinosaur oh his species wich means he's one of a kind. When he's not wearing makeup he looks like the basic bitch of dinosaurs. He likes sushi and long walks on the beach. The other santi is his true soulmate. No other dinosaur is as great as he is and none will ever be amen.

God fucking dammit santisaurus you ate the olive i already chewed u gender queer cunty twat.

Santisaurus by stick bitch March 31, 2017

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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