Santosaurous 

One of the many dinosaurs walking the earth today. It's father was physically attracted to the earth, dug a hole in the ground, and had sex with the earth. His seed inside of the earth was then nurtured via sunlight and rain, and out sprang a Santosaurous. It currently roams the earth having sex with inanimate objects from teddy bears to telephones.

Holy crap Ted i saw a Santosaurous today and it was totally fucking this stop sign! His father must've been a great man...

Santosaurous by Papa Santos March 2, 2011

Santasaurus

The friendly breed of dinosaur that leaves children presents on Christmas Eve, but only the believers. He is an elusive creature and can sometimes be found lurking in the woods trying to find Jesus.

Me: Hey Rachel! Do you believe in Santasaurus?

Rachel: No you dumb cow!

Me: Every time you say, "I don't believe in Santasaurus," a redneck pops a cap in its ass!

Santasaurus by hobosd August 7, 2009

Samosaurous Rex 

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.

The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"

Samosaurous Rex by TheBears September 13, 2009

Santisaurus 

He's the last dinosaur oh his species wich means he's one of a kind. When he's not wearing makeup he looks like the basic bitch of dinosaurs. He likes sushi and long walks on the beach. The other santi is his true soulmate. No other dinosaur is as great as he is and none will ever be amen.

God fucking dammit santisaurus you ate the olive i already chewed u gender queer cunty twat.

Santisaurus by stick bitch March 31, 2017