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Santoasted 

VERB (sawn-toast-ed)The act of being kicked out of your home by your parents, for reasons of an argument or disagreement.
Dude, i got santoasted after calling my dad an asshole.
Santoasted by t3rminallychill December 11, 2011
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Santoasted 

The act of being kicked out of a home or public place.
Bro i got santoasted after throwing up on the couch.
Santoasted by t3rminallychillin November 3, 2011
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Stoasted 

Like SHAMMERED but it's with pot! like if you smoke few bowls of really dank stuff and you get just totally STOASTED!
Wow! i smoked 4 bowls and I think i'm still high! Damn i got stoasted!
Stoasted by einsBAMF69 December 8, 2010

George Santosed 

When you fall for someone's bald-faced, outlandish lies.
I was so George Santosed by my boyfriend who said he was a doctor, had a house in the Hamptons, and that his dad was an astronaut; can't believe I fell for that.
George Santosed by Luigi Pepperoni January 18, 2023

santosed 

To fuck a chick in the ass till she whimpers like a dying sheep dog. Often done by a partially handicapped person.
"Dude, he fucking Santosed her, and shit ran down her leg!"
santosed by Al Lindquist March 31, 2004
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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