sanguish

The sadness one feels after eating a good sandwich.

My trips to Subway always end with a massive wave of sanguish.

sanguish by ranperu November 7, 2011

Spanguish 

(Speyn-gwish)

-Noun.
1. The feeling of disappointment, particularly following initial contentment or satisfaction, upon learning that a movie one loves is being shown on television, but has been dubbed in Spanish.

-Verb
1. The act of inflicting spanguish or suffering from spanguish.

Origin: Florida, 2010. From Spanish, (España) + German (angst) or English (anguish). Alt. spelling, "Spainguish"

n. I was excited to find Rocky IV on television, but my elation gave way to bitter spanguish when I realized it was being shown in Spanish.

v. Jimmy was spanguished to learn Die Hard was in Spanish and nothing else was on.

Spanguish by Dr Joe Smith November 21, 2010

sanguich 

alternate albeit mangled, pronunciation of sandwich

Hey kid, get me a salami and provolone sanguich!

sanguich by smackhead December 31, 2002

Sangwish 

(n) 1. the sandwich of your heart's desire at any given moment in time. 2. a sandwich so amazing it makes your heart sing. 3. a sandwich of perfect proportions with just the right amount of "stuff!"

Flabby abs ate my sangwish! DAMN HIM!

Sangwish by shishi spice January 12, 2009

sanguisnivis 

another one of the best childe accounts out there AMAZING WRITING

"i smile every time i see sanguisnivis on my tl"
"bro me too"

sanguisnivis by ewena May 11, 2022

Cadaveribus Sanguisugis 

What the Vatican calls a sapient, rapey and omnimalevolent bloodsucking ghoul which referes to the same cryptid the Romăni call strigoi, nosferatu, or vampiri (not to be mistaken for anything remotely similar to the outstanding jackass Bill Compton, anything from the Fright Night movies, Jeff the Killer, nor our sweet Kaneki but rather some unholy thing infinitely more macabre and terrifying).

Police : Just what are we fucking dealing with here?
The pope : Cadaveribus sanguisugis, a real fucking vampire.
Realfuckingvampire : FUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT! *Chomp*
Hitler : Oh, liebes ruhmloch, nein! Fick mich in meinen blutigen Jungfrauenarsch!

Cadaveribus Sanguisugis by Nemortul November 13, 2019

Slanguish

A language created when using Slang and English together in a conversation.

I'm so totally up on some new slanguish because my Urban word of the day hooked me up with Swamp Donkin Heesh, Slumpo & Slumpy and those are so totally words I will be able to use!

Slanguish by Lexis Baker July 24, 2008