1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.
the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.
by hispotatogals December 6, 2020
please come home fatui boy i am desperate
childe please come home i need the ginger russian man
by viintage February 26, 2021
1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo
nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**
by vventii April 14, 2021
the most hottest fatui in the whole of tevyat
girl 1: *pulls for childe and gets him*
girl 2: HOW DID YOU GET HIM ON YOUR FIRST 10 PULL??? *proceeds to strangle girl 1 to death*
by childesimp69 December 12, 2021
1. n. a term used for a kid who is really white trash (originates in Ireland) 2. v. the act of being white trash 3. n. a kid who acts like a pussy on xbox live 4. n. a kid who makes fun of kids on xbox and when they retaliate, a childe would leave the party and start crying
"Dude your such a pussy stop being a childe"
"Bro put that squirrel down it just got hit by a car thats gross"
by a FriendlyGnome April 25, 2009
A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D
Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"
by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014