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Sandwich Maker Pro 

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.

sandwich maker

Guy 1: So i hear you got yourself a sandwich maker.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's awesome
sandwich maker by Dama April 1, 2008

#1 sandwich maker

Person 1: I am so hungry..
Person 2: Ask the best #1 sandwich maker to make you one!
Person 1: Who might that be?
Person 2: Lizzy! Of course!
#1 sandwich maker by Python3 August 8, 2019

sandwich maker

"Don't worry man, the sandwich maker can get it for you, no sweat."

Sandwich maker

A person who refuses to make you a sandwich, even though you asked them too
Hey, make me a sandwich.

No.

But you are usually making them

MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN SANDWICH

This bitch be a sandwich maker.

sex slave / sandwich maker 

when your in an open relationship with someone recently you went out with and makes you sandwiches and has sex with you when ever you want them to.
he wanna just be friends? bitch fine! .... later hey wanna just make me sandwiches and do dirty things? you can be my like sex slave / sandwich maker!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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