Roman Sanders is an out going and very creative person. He is Thomas Sanders's creativity after all. He is one of the four light sides in Thomas's mind along side Patton, virgil, and Logan. He has many nicknames given to him by the emo nightmare Virgil such as, princey, sir sings alot, and- actually that's about it. He did spit yogurt and Virgil once though. He is portrayed as a fanciful prince and constantly reminds everyone of his royalty touch (despite him not being anymore important that the other three) Roman has a brother (a stinky rat trash man) named Remus.

"Omg he's such a Roman" Roman Sanders, a person who secretly cares for others but has to much of am ego to show it.

Roman Sanders by Five diamond July 30, 2019

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Virgil Sanders

Virgil Sanders is Thomas Sanders' anxiety. He is known by many names (the best being Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce). He is emo, and enjoys My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Panic! at the Disco, and so on. He was originally a 'Dark Side' until his redemption arc, 'Accepting Anxiety'. Then he finally feels like part if the famILY, as Patton puts it. He is known by Creepy Cookie, Emo Nightmare, Supreme Dark Overlord of Negative Commerce, Charlie Frown, J. Delightful, and so on. When Deceit pretends to be Patton, Logan and himself are the first to figure it out. And Virgil and Deceit are glaring at each other like crazy, so they have some history. He can be paid to say puns, (I know this because Patton has paid him to before). Sometimes is self-deprovating, but Patton threats to physically fight him when he does.

Hippie Friend: why are you so Emo?

Emo friend: because Virgil Sanders changed my life.

Virgil Sanders by Just a Nerdy Emo June 5, 2018

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Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.

Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.

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Emeli Sande

Highly Overrated singer(with normal singing skills) who sounds shit live but morons think is better than Beyonce.

Amy: Her performance at the Olympics was peak..
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna

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patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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