samast 

A fat, pudgy, jello-like blob that can be used for any purpose.

person 1: EW, what's that
person 2: well, it's a samast
person 1: touch it
person 2: haha it jiggles

samast by TheCrazedAdventurer June 24, 2014

Samantha and Derek 

A couple that don't realize it, but they're both actually men

Samantha and Derek

Samantha and Derek by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine January 30, 2019

Samanta 

A fucking Goddess, she is fun-spirited, bossy, and a bad bitch. When she walks into the room, all eyes are on her, she just glows with personality. She has such a fun vibe to her, all the other bitches want to be her, and all the guys want to date her

Samanta: DELTE OR ILL BLOCK U

Jazzy: im innocent

Samanta by leilani bitch June 14, 2021

samantha rose 

One who is caring and compassionate, yet you would never expect it. Someone who puts others needs before their own. Someone who will annoy you relentlessly and will act tough, but cares for you on the inside. Someone who represents leadership and strength. Someone who will guide you through the dark but will not take any credit. Someone who is strong and brave. And all it takes to set her free, is a gentle push to the other side.

Samantha Rose is so tough. But she is a softy on the inside.

samantha rose by Tessa Herondale June 27, 2015

Samantha Markle 

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)

I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!

Samantha Markle by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

samatarded 

adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did

Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.

similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.

"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "

samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011