Markling

(Verb)

1: Running to tabloids in an attempt to coerce your much younger, successful, half sibling who you are estranged from to invite you to their wedding.

2: Attempting to ride coattails of your much younger, successful, half sibling in order to become 'someone' but failing miserably and ending up drowning in debt
Zendaya's older half sister Markling her baby sis, what a loser!!
Tim Walz family Markling him, unbelievable!
Mariah Carey sister Markling her was outrageous!!
by SlicingAnApple March 21, 2025
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Samantha Markle

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)
I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!
by SlicingAnApple January 03, 2023
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