sam ashley 

a small blonde haired kid that hangs around with "hard people" like danny liam and john he goes around oakbank school getting chases smoking trying to pull birds and then going with them "if hes lucky" twagging or truanting generally acting hard.

"in a really deep voice" hey its me sam ashley wanna cum down 2 graveyard n twag(truant) we can get sum fit chavs and go wiv em and if my dick has grown 1mm we can have cex!!!

sam ashley by Josh Hughes December 14, 2008

smashleyy 

a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).

Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.

Yo mang, smashleyy sounds super hott.

Smashleyy beasted our entire team last night in a death match.

smashleyy by delicious_ June 2, 2008

smashley 

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

smashley by bromole September 9, 2008

Smashley 

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.

I absolutely love my Smashley :)

Smashley by brittster_33 July 13, 2009

Pulling a Smashley 

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

Pulling a Smashley by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

Smashley 

A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"

Smashley is a slut!

Smashley by OHYEAHHxx318 November 25, 2010

Smashley 

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.

I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.

Smashley by foundaboutu August 7, 2010