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Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.
Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
by bromole August 01, 2006
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A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.
I absolutely love my Smashley :)
by brittster_33 July 13, 2009
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A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"
Smashley is a slut!
by OHYEAHHxx318 November 22, 2010
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The hoest hoe of all the hoes. She is trashy & never classy. She thinks yelling over you is winning an argument. A sell out.

V. When you jump from dick to dick like it’s a sport.

Synonym: thotscotch
Did you pull a smashley this weekend? You should go get checked.
by U R Gross September 17, 2019
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A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.
I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.
by foundaboutu August 07, 2010
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1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.
This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!
by Ho Ho and Chi Chi November 11, 2007
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When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.
Maddie: Ashley are you okay

Ashley: Grrrr no

Agatha: Oh no...... it's Smashley

Ashley: (turns big and green) SMASHLEY SMASH ( everyone runs for their lives)
by Hyhghhh April 29, 2019
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