Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.
Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"
by bromole August 01, 2006
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.
I absolutely love my Smashley :)
by brittster_33 July 13, 2009
A girl named Ashley who tends to be a slut. Generally having a loose vagina, resulting in it being "smashed"
Smashley is a slut!
by OHYEAHHxx318 November 22, 2010
The hoest hoe of all the hoes. She is trashy & never classy. She thinks yelling over you is winning an argument. A sell out.
V. When you jump from dick to dick like itβs a sport.
Synonym: thotscotch
V. When you jump from dick to dick like itβs a sport.
Synonym: thotscotch
by U R Gross September 17, 2019
A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.
I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.
by Escobar Marineros July 06, 2019
A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.
by foundaboutu August 07, 2010
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

