smashley
Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.
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Smashley
A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.
I absolutely love my Smashley :)
Smashley by brittster_33 July 13, 2009
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Smashley
A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.
Smashley by foundaboutu August 7, 2010
Smashley
A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.
I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.
Smashley by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019
Smashley
1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.
Smashley by Ho Ho and Chi Chi December 6, 2007
Smashley
When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.