davesnothereman's definitions

Pulling a Smashley

When someone gets a new job, and attends all the training but quits before the actual job starts. Usually occurs because that person is a stoner that cannot remember the code for a satsumi orange.

I ended up pulling a smashley the other day. I learned during my job training I would need to memorize the table numbers at the pizza joint. :(

by davesnothereman April 23, 2010

Pulling a Julia

when you think you are going to fart and accidently shit yourself.

I needed to fart, and I ended up Pulling a Julia, it was totally embarassing and I was mortified!

by davesnothereman January 5, 2009