smashleyy

a mythological female that can be found late at night roaming around xbox live. she's sexy and she'll pwn you causing major damage to your male ego but it's all good because playing with smashleyy is a privilege. but don't get too attached for she'll vanish like houdini, never to be played with again (unless you stalk her).

Dude, I was playing with that smashleyy chick and then she just disappeared from the server.

Yo mang, smashleyy sounds super hott.

Smashleyy beasted our entire team last night in a death match.

by delicious_ June 2, 2008

smashlee

an extremely drunk ashlee

person 1: did you see ashlee last night?
person 2: yeah she was totally smashed
person 3: she was totally smashlee

by smashlee1690 January 5, 2009

smasheyes

Fairly varied in it's use, but essentially the act of being or getting horribly drinks/drunk in an extremely short period of time. Violence and nudity can ensue.

I got so smasheyes last night, I tried to get off with my mum.

Don't look over there at him, he's fucking smasheyes, he'll kick your fucking head in...

Let's throw caution to the wind and get smasheyes

Old Smasheyes is back!

Ahhhhh! I'm fucking SMASHEYES!

by James Cridland November 22, 2006

Sashley

A youtube animator famous for people trying to expose her for tracing other peoples art.

SASHLEY TRACED THIS PERSON I SWEAR!!!1!11111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!

by Mercurytornado February 26, 2021

spashley

The combination of the names Spencer and Ashley from the hit tv show South of Nowhere on The-N. It's an affectionate term used mostly by the people for the ship.

Spashley is the best thing on this show!
Ashley:I want you and I don't want to hurt you.
Spencer: I can take care of myself and with some left over to take care of you.

by Ryanne E August 16, 2006

smashley

Someone named Ashley who can't hold her alcohol. A combination of the words smashed and Ashley. Originated from an episode of Dave Chappelle.

Dave: "OMG who gave Smashley that bottle of vodka?"
Brodie: "Wow, looks like someones gonna be cleaning up vomit tomorrow"

by bromole September 9, 2008

Smashley

A combination of the words 'smashed' and 'Ashley'. What happens when your friend Ashley has one too many shots. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bouncing around, hugging everyone, high-fiving people for no apparent reason, laughing hysterically, and falling on the floor.

I absolutely love my Smashley :)

by brittster_33 July 13, 2009