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last name you will fall in love with her the moment you see her eyes she has Beautiful Brown eyes brown hair and freckles her laugh is adorable and you would she would be your best friend but also don’t mess with her because she also has a beast inside and she would be your worstes anemy you could ever have she will be there when you need her to be you and her well become best friends forever
Look it’s salzer,I think I fell in love 😍

Omg she is always there when I need her,oh really I bet you she is a salzer,yes she is
salzer by T_;) December 2, 2018
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A Lithuanian slang word that means diesel.
-He saw that kid under the motorcycle then he stood up and looked high asf.
-He was probobaly high of sniffing Salerka .
Salerka by Bugina Salerka October 1, 2020
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George Salter Academy 

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.
“George Salter Academy?”
Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”
salter is when you call the cops on all your opps
damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy
salter by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

salernitana man 

The biggest Portuguese fraud, salernitana man is ready for the upcoming season, to statpad against a team coming from serie B
after crotone got relegated, penaldo got angry, and assumed the mantle of salernitana man
salernitana man by mcera May 27, 2021

to salieri 

transitive verb: "to salieri someone"
1. to force a self-believed genius to deal with their own actual mediocrity by presenting them with a person of true genius (by comparison). A reference to the character Salieri in the play/movie "Amadeus".
to salieri someone: "I actually felt bad for Tim after he got salieri'd by Rob. Tim spent years believing that he was awesome, but now he just keeps picking fights with Rob...which he ends up losing."

George salter academy 

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.
"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"
George salter academy by thotticuss December 18, 2019