An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:
Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
by Ciao Ciao March 1, 2009
Get the Salernomug. The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.
by Gaby Goooootz November 25, 2010
Get the Mikey Salernomug. by Jed Harrowell December 22, 2020
Get the Blake Salernomug. The most intelligent being on the planet earth. Known for his many amounts of smarts. His mom is a mall cop.
by Kell Yousef February 19, 2020
Get the Willum Salernomug. Very high woman who drinks 99% russian vodka and 1% genshin impact stuff. Very high on everything. "definitely not... ugh... looks up to hinata shoyo" UwU
by BallsakDanel November 23, 2023
Get the Tara Salernomug. I apologize. I didn’t actually read your feedback. I just gave it a ‘Salerno Skim’ and missed the point entirely.
by SaltandWinegar December 2, 2023
Get the Salerno Skimmug.