An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:
Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.
See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.
by Ciao Ciao February 28, 2009
The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.
by Gaby Goooootz November 23, 2010
by Jed Harrowell December 22, 2020
The most intelligent being on the planet earth. Known for his many amounts of smarts. His mom is a mall cop.
by Kell Yousef February 20, 2020
Very high woman who drinks 99% russian vodka and 1% genshin impact stuff. Very high on everything. "definitely not... ugh... looks up to hinata shoyo" UwU
by BallsakDanel November 24, 2023
Anthony is that one kid that has dirt on anyone, and although he appears to be friendly he actually hates almost everyone. Be careful around Anthony because he may just roast the shit out of you when you aren't expecting it.
Anthony Salerno Quotes:
"HE SAID IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SUBWAY SANDWICH"
"Why is Tyler such a loser"
"They legit gave me no sauce with these wings, I'm pissed now."
"HE SAID IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SUBWAY SANDWICH"
"Why is Tyler such a loser"
"They legit gave me no sauce with these wings, I'm pissed now."
by Pu$$yking123 June 12, 2017