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Bro you're salterd

SatErday 

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.
SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Salted Fish Community Services 

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.
Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

Lightly Salted 

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."
Lightly Salted by Kashmando August 11, 2014

George Salter Academy 

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.
“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”
salter is when you call the cops on all your opps
damnn thats a salter move whatta pussy
salter by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021