saltz

saltz:
the term referred to people who enjoy salt on their food. They are commonly morbidly obese or over weight. also these people are commonly polish females, who love fries and popcorn with extra salt, more so than average population of america.

guy 1:dude you see that girl, she put the whole salt shaker on her meal!

guy 2: yeah bro shes a saltz for sure, what a dumb polock

saltz by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011

Saliza 

1. Originally adapted from the Armenian mis-pronunciation of the English word 'slice', 'Saliza' \s-uh-lies-uh\ is exclaimed with a sense of enthusiasm, urgency, frustration, confusion and disgust by a foreign order taker attempting to impersonate an authentic Italian pizzaiolo at any Rays Pizza restaurant in the United States. Sometimes articulated with deliberate extended emphasis on the consonant 'z' (i.e. Salizzzzza) as an indication of impatience when patrons are indecisive or quick to change their minds from their initial order.

2. A term used to ask a friend or a loved one if they want to hang out or grab a bite to eat. Often conveyed with intentional Armenian personified accent in a lower octave to incite the onset playful conversational/text banter.

1. {Patron walks up to counter at Rays Pizza to place an order} "I'd like a slice of pizza please." {Armenian impersonator replies} "What kind of 'Saliza'? {Patron responds} "Actually, two slices of cheese please." {Armenian impersonator, visibly frazzled with a vile and disconcerting affect, confirms and relays order} " You want a two 'Salizzzas? Hey, he want a two cheese 'Salizzzzzas.!" "Your numba 91(the same number given to every patron, is also the year the Armenia declared independence from the Soviet Union)

2. {Friend sends text to another friend} "Hey Days, you wanna "Saliza" on Saturday." {Friend replies} "Hey Days, would love to 'Salizzzzza!"

Saliza by Charitable Disguise October 26, 2019

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

rubbing salt on the wound by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016

George Salazar 

the ultimate bandana man. sings like a god. he sponsors supreme even tho he isn’t really sponsored by supreme. gains 1.5billion followers a day. put him on broadway thank you.

Me: wHOA george salazar’s Instagram sure in getting popular hahaha pls revive godspell

George Salazar by sslushiess the flop meme girl March 7, 2018

grain of salt

A metaphor used when information or advice should not be taken so seriously.

Peter: I read somewhere that we're going to war with North Korea!!
Mom: Where did you hear that from?
Peter: Someone commented on my Facebook post
Mom: It was probably sarcasm that you clearly missed on. There is definitely tension between the US and North Korea but not enough to go into War over. Take what they said with a grain of salt.

grain of salt by PLPK Fire April 27, 2017

Eggs and salt 

Nothing special.

A: Dude how was the massage

B: "meh it's just eggs and salt."

Eggs and salt by Blysk July 21, 2016

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019