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Salsburgh 

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.
Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'
Salsburgh by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011

Saltsburg 

A small town in South Western PA (Est. population of 840), which is characterized by the ruins of an old canal and absolutely boring history of mining salt.
"Saltsburg PA, where dreams go to die."
Saltsburg by CrustyNut January 28, 2012

Saltburn 

Home of the Top End Crew, which is the biggest shit hole in saltburn. The local council has tried many a times to burn down the area, but the scum who live there will not bloody die, they just crawl into there holes (council houses). There appearences are all very simialr; nike airs nicked of the back of a lorry, chav caps, umbro socks tucked in there umbro trackies which have holes in 'cos they cant afford a new pair.
The celebs in the top end crew consist of Fat fern, minging Leanne miller, Dodgy david hicks, Disgusting danny bottomly.
People sometimes visit the crew from skelton, these are Twat face Donna T, and the likes of up the duff Creepy Carly.
Please dont feel it nessercery to visit this place, you will probably get stabbed, or robbed of your belongings or raped by the pedos who live there.
Saltburn is run down by those scum, go on jemery kyle and die.
Saltburn by Resident of Saltburn January 16, 2009

Salzberger

A family name, meaning man of the salt mountain in German. Usually people with that family name are made of awesomeness. respect those people, and maybe, just maybe some awesomeness will move to you, but dis-respect them, and feel the wrath of SALZBERGER!!!!
"Oh my god, i think some awesomeness transferred from ***** Salzberger to me! dude.... why are you missing a hand?", "I told ** Salzberger he was wrong"- God and Chuck Norris
Salzberger by salzberger February 9, 2010

Salzburg 

Salzburg is where The Sound of Music was filmed.
Salzburg by bobby101010 March 17, 2009

Sluzburger 

A particularly nasty form of slut. Usually overweight and with loose morals and little will power
"Man alive, have a gander at this greasy sluzburger right here grinding up on that poor bastard"
Sluzburger by NSB81 March 11, 2009