by Laquesha March 23, 2006
To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.
by KissKissBangBang77 November 21, 2010
an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.
by Jawayne September 10, 2003
A word used to replace "Insulted", in a Indian accent when someone says "Insulted", he sounds like Salted. Hence the word is derieved : Salted
by Potpr April 18, 2006
1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.
1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.
by Rhal426 May 24, 2009
by sunsetbeach35 January 19, 2017
When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.
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Similar to the expression "gutted".
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Similar to the expression "gutted".
by Yosef July 06, 2004