saltsicle 

A salt popsicle. A device which produces man fat.

She sucks saltsicle, she loves the cock

saltsicle by fashullet February 13, 2008

Scatsicle 

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

Scatsicle by jew jappy February 26, 2013

Snotsicle 

When the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. Therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal passage and freezes it forms a stalactite from the nostrils.

When Harry and Lloyd were driving to Aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for Aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.

Snotsicle by Landros October 19, 2010

slutsicle 

A girl who insists on wering next-to-nothing on the coldest day of the year.

M: Did you see that SLUTSICLE in the denim mini and tank-top?
J: Yea, could she wear any less???

slutsicle by Bandages16 June 12, 2007

Saltlicker 

Someone who deliberately makes people angry for reactions.

Hey you know that guy who was trolling yesterday? He uploaded a video of it earlier, he's such a saltlicker.

Saltlicker by Justduh August 23, 2019

snotsicle 

when yo snot be runnin' down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin' and it freezes into a stalagtite lookin' mofo!

i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a witch's titty. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol' snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo.

snotsicle by Dan Warhead August 14, 2003

Shitsicle

When one defacates outside during the winter and the fecal matter freezes to their anus like an icicle.

I went out side an took a dump, but it froze to my ass as a shitsicle!

Shitsicle by Sir Banacheck September 24, 2006