sahmere 

sahmere is not only a friend, but a great leader. you can always trust him with your secrets. sometimes he can be mean and wanna punch you, he can always be kinda nice and caring. at the end of the story sahmere is a great person, but could still have some improvements.

sahmere is great friend. secrets are always safe with him.

sahmere by crazy/-. clown.p November 19, 2023

Shmere 

Shmere

Pronounced /‘Shmir/
Etmology: Modern English, possibly from mixing the name Mere with Smirnoff but the true origin is hotly debated but unkown
Date: early 1990s but no earlier than 1980... See More
Noun

1: someone who is audacious, outspoken, and the life of the party. One will be able to spot a Shmere in a crowd by their big, usually red and out of control hair, loud gapping mouth, and outrageous attire that is either themed or revealing. You will also find this person with either one or any combination of the following things: coffee, vodka, cigarette, cell phone, your credit card, their shoes in their hand instead of on their feet, keys with an obnoxious key ring
2: A person who will yell at children without restraint or inhibition
3: A loyal friend who would try to bail you out of the clink as long as they weren’t sitting next to you in it
Verb

1: to mess ones trousers with either fecal matter or cream cheese
Adjective
1: To babble incoherently when drunk
2: A designated driver who gets hammered and cannot meet their automotive duties

Damn it Shmere!!

Shmere by meredith769 June 17, 2010

sashmere 

A small smudge and or permanant stain usually an undefined stain of unknown origins

Nacho cheese on back of shoe would be an example of a sashmere

sashmere by brandon Sashmere September 30, 2007

sashmere 

A smidge or a stain of unknown origin.

"Johnny, you have a gooey sashmere on your pants!"

sashmere by browndonnnn October 3, 2007

sammered 

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

sammered by BMC123 February 19, 2014

samered 

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

samered by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

Shamere 

Shamere is a very intelligent girl. She gets along with everyone. She’s always focused on her school work and everyone wants to be her friend. She also very generous.

I wish I had a friend like Shamere.

Shamere by Shamere June 4, 2019