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A charming man to be with, meet him and your guts will flip over.
He will make your day S H I N E!
You will regret not meeting a Samjere.
Very cute smile he has!!!

OMG I need a dude to make me drop my pants. I need me some sajmere

sajmere by sexy syheed September 15, 2022

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sammered

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.

My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.

sammered by BMC123 February 19, 2014

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sajmere • Sammered • samere • sahmere • saimere • samered • Same reason

samered

a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.

Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!

samered by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.

Dude, I'm so totally sammered.

Sammered by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

Sammered by Scottrick July 13, 2006

samere

A short hand way of writing "same here"

A short hand way of writing "same here"
Person 1: I LOVE CHEESE!
Person 2: samere

samere by Adam Pow May 25, 2008

samere

a bitch ass fuck nigga

samere is a fag

samere by hgfhgfhgfhffgf July 31, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026