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sammered 

When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.
My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.
sammered by BMC123 February 19, 2014
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Someone is generally fluffy and black. Very funny yet very mean.
Da fuuuu-Samiere
Samiere by yerlova June 29, 2010
a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
samered by kjdhfs April 24, 2011

Slimeretta 

“Slimeretta!”
“Why you call her that bum ass name”
“Because she my girl slime
Slimeretta by Disney lied January 27, 2021

Sammered 

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.
Dude, I'm so totally sammered.
Sammered by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008

Sammered 

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca
My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite
Sammered by Scottrick July 13, 2006