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Sad Life 

A feeling of failure (or depression) after tragic events.
Kyle: my mom died

Brandon: oof, Sad Life
Sad Life by Guess.Whos.Bored September 5, 2019
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Sad Life Kid 

A fucking awesome kid who gets cleaned weekly
Sad Life Kid is your dad.
Sad Life Kid by durps May 16, 2011

the sad life 

what happens when you browse the internet to often and become sexually confused and socially inactive, normally due to fandoms and other internet phenomena.
"Damn.. have you seen Damien recently? I haven't heard from him in weeks irl and all he ever messages me on facebook is stuff about anime. He must live the sad life."
the sad life by Garyniger January 28, 2014

sad nigga life 

When you have become so unbelievably depressed that you no longer need sad nigga hours because every hour of your day (or life) has become sad you have now reached sad nigga life (pinky promise)
Dude you good you never talk anymore. Don’t worry bro I pinky promise I’m all good it’s just that sad nigga life I’ll make it
sad nigga life by iamJES February 16, 2018

how sad my life 

When someone makes you quit having sex because your too obsessed with powerballing
You: Dude, how sad my life

Him: Ha sucks for you, you must like powerballing
how sad my life by Boochu September 16, 2016

Tiger’s life sad 

When events work out in such a way that once again you are put in the spotlight for the type of actions you would prefer to be kept as private as possible.

See also #MarkleSyndrom.
I posted a photo of my cat on facegram with a caption that had a grammatical error. Looks like Tuesday is another Tiger’s life sad day.
Tiger’s life sad by themudking February 24, 2021

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife 

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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