#sadlife

When you realize your whole life is pointless and you facepalm everything you have done since the day you were born.

I am living a #sadlife.

#sadlife by True.saddest.liver May 4, 2018

#sadlife

When you are so sad, and something has gone horribly wrong you just contemplate your life decisions.

I live a #sadlife :(

#sadlife by saddestliver February 4, 2018

#sadlife

A cheap, weird, unusual catchphrase used by unusual people.

Emma: i have a #sadlife!
Jenny: no, just no.

#sadlife by I’m bored June 2, 2018

#SadLifeTM

Can be used to express your sadness.

I'm broke... #SadLifeTM

#SadLifeTM by SkyDose April 26, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019