Its America's Game!!! The one and only POWERBALL!! (Sung by Blind man Ray Charles)
I got ripped off. I paid $20 on my Powerball ticket and some already rich guy in Ohio won. Fuck.
by Deez Nutz December 28, 2003
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POWERball is a type of fuseball game. Much more exciting than the traditional game. It's the same concept, with a twist of high energy when powerball goes into play.
To begin the game, one ball must sit ontop of the table, preferably on the score peg cylinder thing. Once the POWERball is set, game can start. Anytime the POWERball is not set, game must stop until ball is reset. That is called default by POWERball. To start the game, ball is served through a hole at the side of the table, The initial serving side is decided with by coin toss. Players attempt to use figures mounted on rotating bars to kick the ball into the opposing goal. But if that POWERball rolls off the table into the game, you must call "POWERball"! the game now goes into POWER mode. The object is now to destroy not one but two balls as quick as possible. Expert POWERball players have been known to move balls at speeds up to 56 kmh (35 mph) in recent history.
I was about to make a goal, until my opponent shouted "POWERball"!
by Jayare a.k.a. goo1z December 11, 2008
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Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.
Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.
by notalottogiotto February 05, 2010
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To be elected President and spend hardworking American's money like you won the Lottery. Named after American lottery game sold through U.S. lotteries as a shared jackpot pool game in 30 states. It is coordinated by the Multi-State Lottery Association (MUSL), a non-profit association formed by an agreement with member lotteries. Powerball is drawn Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Powerball Obama has spent more money in his first 100 days than George Bush spent his entire 8 years in office. You won the presidency, not the lottery, STOP spending our money!
by keifermail August 07, 2009
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When one lady, typiclally your friends mom, has multiple fetishes, its considered powerballing to hook up with her. (ie like winning the powerball)
I just powerballed with Ronnie's mom!
by searching08 December 09, 2020
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