Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.

Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.

by Love handles May 6, 2011

coty swindles

He's just waiting to fleece any unexpected victim.

I was swindled by that guy... again. I can't believe he ripped me off again! Swindles... he cheated while we were betting... God Damn mf Coty Swindles!

by screamo1 March 7, 2022

Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

Fart Swindler

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .

Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .

by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012