Swindlebug
A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.
Swindlebug by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008
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swindlehurst by Beebo the Cat February 9, 2015
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Swindlehurst
A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!
Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”
Swindlehurst by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
swindlefuck
Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.
Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.
The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.
Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.
My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.
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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.
The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.
Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.
My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.
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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.
swindlefuck by faireOwl June 26, 2018
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.