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swindlehurst 

Swindlehurst is such a nice place to live, save for the 16 % heroin addiction rate.
swindlehurst by Beebo the Cat February 9, 2015
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Swindlehurst 

A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!
Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”
Swindlehurst by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021

swindlefuck 

Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value.

Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
Some swindlefuck just gave both of us a $200 fine for a fender bender that we had already sorted.

The event coordinators are swindlefucks this year — charging seperately for on-site parking.

Oh, I forgot it's swindlefuck night at this bar; one block south is a good place with no cover, let's go there.

My tail-light burned out, I noticed it backing out of your drive last night to head home; a swindlefuck with a burned out headlight pulled me over - they think I owe them $100 now.

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1: Oh no, I forgot my card. Will you get my drinks? I'll pay you back.
2: Like the last time?
1: What do you mean?
2: I know better, swindlefuck.
swindlefuck by faireOwl June 26, 2018
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briefcake 

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