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Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent.
" dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"

" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street "
Janes by Super006 September 11, 2012
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Plain Jane - plain or common.
Our neighbours in the house at the end of the lane are a couple of Janes and no Disco or roly poly K9's can change that.
Janes by MoistestMan May 19, 2023
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