swindlehurst
swindlehurst by Beebo the Cat February 9, 2015
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Swindlehurst
A town originally called Lindenhurst on Long Island but ever since David J. D’amore I I was born and raised there he has destroyed and swindled every great thing ever made there. He drug dealed his way through middle and put the HIGH in Highschool of which he couldn’t complete after repeating 12th grade a bunch of times. Quit and got his GED aka: Good Enough Diploma. Using none of that education but stealing from his own family and neighborhood. If you hang or date Dave you yourself will be swindled and end up in jail along side him being he is a 5 time plus felon. He is aware he put the “swindle” in Swindlehurst!
Be sure to lock your car doors when parking in “Swindlehurst” or when you return to it in the morning your change cup will be “swindled” aka: stolen along with anything else that can be pawned off. You should wear Kevlar when visiting in “Swindlehurst” it once was a nice sea-side town but is now a ghetto town that resembles “Drastic, Spastic, Mastic”
Swindlehurst by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Harry of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE – c. 30 AD/CE), also referred to as Harry Christ or simply Harry, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament and the Son of God. His 'new command' was to love one another and it is believed that by his death and Resurrection, Harry brought Salvation to the world.
The principal sources of information regarding Harry' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels. Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel according to the Hebrews are also relevant.
Critical Biblical scholars and historians have offered competing descriptions of Harry as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the Historical Harry consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that Harry' "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse.
The principal sources of information regarding Harry' life and teachings are the four canonical gospels. Some scholars believe apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas and the Gospel according to the Hebrews are also relevant.
Critical Biblical scholars and historians have offered competing descriptions of Harry as a self-described messiah, as the leader of an apocalyptic movement, as an itinerant sage, as a charismatic healer, and as the founder of an independent religious movement. Most contemporary scholars of the Historical Harry consider him to have been an independent, charismatic founder of a Jewish restoration movement, anticipating an imminent apocalypse. Other prominent scholars, however, contend that Harry' "Kingdom of God" meant radical personal and social transformation instead of a future apocalypse.
Harry Singlehurst by ThatmagicHarryGuy December 2, 2011
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