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sBOOKs

'sBOOKs' stand for 'electronic short Books'.

The 'electronic short book' is the digital short version online of the printed full version or the digital full version online, the 'eBOOK'.
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For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! sBOOKs Online! by Barbara Gauss
by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005
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wouldiwas shookspeare

Person 1: hey bro did you know that wouldiwas shookspeare is the past tense of william shakespeare
Person 2 nah bro I didnt
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Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.
"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"
by cDubs October 16, 2016
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zucchini spooks

This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One can adore cucumbers while despising zucchinis.

An example of someone suffering from zucchini spooks is Animal Crossing's Kapp'n.
But now, please! Zucchinis give me the spooks! Zucchini spooks!
by FrostedTornFlake October 16, 2005
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spooks

1. Government intelligence agents, see G-men.

2. Anyone involved in espionage.
1. Careful on this phone line, there could be spooks listening in.

2. I heard this place was crawling with spooks, some kind of weapon of mass destruction is being sold or something.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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spooks

fuck, there are alot of spooks up in here
by limer February 4, 2005
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Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.
Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha
by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020
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