Something either very small or not existent.
Mr Berlusconi says: “I have a huge cock and the biggest pair of balls you can find in Italy.”
Mr Bush replies: “ye… right! Weapons of mass destruction!”
by Aldo Lo Spavaldo May 1, 2005
something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq
USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it
by TRU3K!LLA November 3, 2004
thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd
George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'
by 6611nitro July 17, 2009
1. (n) a poor excuse to boost approval ratings
2. (n) something Sadaam got rid of in the '80s/'80s but the US never did

note to Truth Speaker:
How do you get rid of raw materials for weapons of mass destruction besides using them?
Bush: there are Weapons of Mass Destruction! Let's liberate (read: terminate) them (read: boost my approval ratings)
by the1337h4xz0r November 10, 2003
what G.W. could not find and has many of at his ranch in texas. that cheap prick.
by Anonymous October 31, 2003