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The curly hairs around your naughty bits that, when shed, resemble the letter "S."
When you're done cooking that pie, why don't you come over here and trim my S hairs.
S hairs by Dr Dreso March 15, 2011
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Brim's ass hairs 

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.
Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass
Brim's ass hairs by brim simper December 20, 2021

Ayden's Armpit Hairs 

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

Men's Artifical man hairs 

Well mens artifical man hairs are actually a thing not just a person, it is actually those weird hairs dudes have on their chins that they refuse to shave or wax off that really make you mad,they just dangle long individual hairs from their chin and are proud,(Something woman can't do and may be offended if you tell them they have these ) Guys thing they are atractive and could be seen rubbing their chin hairs while talking when they should really be rubbing them off,some woman may find them attractive and if you do nice go find you some men's artifical man hairs to love theirs nothing wrong with them their just weird and unnessacary/
Keili : Have you seen Caleb's men's artifical man hairs?
Jorie :Yea their long and straight but his hairs curly so its weird!
Keili: I know right they gotta go!
or

Jorie:I love men's artifical man hairs on guys it's attractive as heck
Keili: Get that out of here you crazy !

Swimmer's Hair 

Extremely dry and damaged hair due to continuous exposure to chlorine and extended hours in the pool. Sometimes even green because of the chlorine.
Mike had such bad swimmer's hair that it felt like hay.
Swimmer's Hair by sttdwg January 13, 2008

if there's hair... i'm there

a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."
Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

to let one's hair down 

In general: to leave behind one's inhibitions or to behave in a way that is free from social limitations or any code of conduct.
(to let one's hair down)
Corrine Bailey Rae, Song:
Put your records on
Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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