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Looking at all these couples around me made me realize something... I am S.A.F
S.A.F by hostess69 July 25, 2011
SAF stands for: Single And Free
S.A.F. by Melissa G.R. August 4, 2007
sick as fuck
man that 540 was S.A.F.
s.a.f. by hasbeen February 28, 2010
Function: Expression, collection of nouns and verbs.
Etymology: English
Date: 2000
Date of urban adoption: circa early 21st century

Acronym (S.A.F.)used for the following three word expression:
(Must be used in full expression and not shortened version.)
ex: Say <<ShitAssFuck!!!>>
and not <<S.A.F.!!>>
N.B. Must be pronounced as one word.

Expression used when overwhelmed with emotion and not sure which swear word to use in order to define ongoing emotional state.
Must be used with one of these following voice intonations: <<pimpy>>, angry, discouraged and triumphant.
1. <<Baby, S.A.F. (Shitassfuck) that was good.>>
2. << Sir, you failed the alcohol blow test...>>
<<Shitassfuck...>>
S.A.F. by T Gags June 11, 2006
sexy ass female or could be e.s.f extremly sexy female. used to describe a girl you think is sexy.or to call her when she is around and you dont want her to know
kandy jerk-damn she is a s.a.f
synese walks by
daimien-i know
s.a.f by kandy jerk August 14, 2009

S.A.F.E. 

"Don't be S.A.F.E." - Trinidad Jame$
S.A.F.E. by TPang February 9, 2013
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