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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

F.E.A.S.T. 

To Furiously Eat Anal Secretions Thoroughly. An act becoming increasing popular amongst urban teens
"Hey bluhd you tryna F.E.A.S.T. at James place tonight?"
"Yup, I heard hella people are showing up to his fecal orgy."
F.E.A.S.T. by JesusFernandez415 February 14, 2013

L.E.A.F.S. 

The Toronto Maple Leafs.

Losing

Even

After

Five

Scores
Typical L.e.a.f.s. game/fan mentality:

1st period: Wow! The Leafs are up 5-0!
2nd period: They're still up 5-3!
3rd period: Oh no! It's tied 5-5!
OT: They lost 6-5! Oh well, they've earned a point!

They've lost, even after scoring five times.

L.E.A.F.S.
L.E.A.F.S. by Samuel Safarian January 7, 2014

s.p.e.a.f 

super.
phenomenal.
extraordinary.
amazing.
friend.
basically the best friend you can find
gosh, she is the ultimate s.p.e.a.f!! she has been my best friend since we were three.
s.p.e.a.f by vans.girl February 11, 2020

N.S.E.F.A.W

Not.Seeing.Ella.For.A.Week
when a guy blows you off and your name is Ella
“Man hes definitely gonna have N.S.E.F.A.W syndrome.”
N.S.E.F.A.W by duckdick1234 December 6, 2019

.W.I.N.E.O.F.A.G.U.L.A.S.I.S.Y.L.U.A.G.O.W.I.N.E. 

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