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Jack's Car 

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.
it's a debarcle
Jack's Car by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

drivin' the bitch's car 

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.
"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."

Jack's Car Wash 

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
Jack's Car Wash by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Newton's Car Wash 

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
Newton's Car Wash by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Jaken's car 

The best place to make out. In that car your girlfriend will do anything for you.
"Did you hear they made out in Jaken's car?"
Jaken's car by lovebear March 16, 2013

your mom's car 

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"
Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...
your mom's car by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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