s-car

The type of car a snail owns. Usually is fast and has a big S painted on the side. Snail always drives extremly fast in this car (since he is usually so slow on his own).

People usually stand back and say;
Man look at that s-car go...

by peter lanier April 3, 2008

Jack's Car

a pice of shit that has rust in it's body work, chairs replaced by wooden chairs and a chode on it's bonnet.

it's a debarcle

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

drivin' the bitch's car

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.

"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."

by running out of patience March 20, 2008

Jack's Car Wash

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

by mreman91 November 20, 2010

Jaken's car

The best place to make out. In that car your girlfriend will do anything for you.

"Did you hear they made out in Jaken's car?"

by lovebear March 16, 2013

your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006