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Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

Dairy Smorgasbord 

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.
Dairy Smorgasbord by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009

Gaylord Smorgasbord 

1. An individual who possesses prolific homosexual characteristics.
2. A large group considered to be a source for homosexual pursuit.
1. Whilst speaking directly to the individual: "You appear to be a Gaylord Smorgasbord as you are a male phallic admirer."
2. Whilst speaking to another about a third (Gaylord Smorgasbord) party of multiple persons: "Look at that Gaylord Smorgasbord over there."
Gaylord Smorgasbord by FarqMuff October 19, 2018

VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE 

a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.

smörgåsbord 

A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...
We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow
smörgåsbord by CraCKtobeR April 10, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism 

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.
Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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