s'mares 

A delicious alternative to s'mores created by LMC, S'mares are created by rolling a campfired-toasted marshmallow onto a plate of Rice Krispies to form the freshest rice krispie square you'll ever enjoy. Hence, "Some more squares."

My favourite thing about camping is making s'mares!

s'mares by 77Adventures August 6, 2019

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

Maestro's Conundrum by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Mare's leg 

Originally used to refer to a cut-down/shortened lever-action rifle without a stock. Modern usage indicates any lever-action weapon built, or altered to be more portable/concealable and also without a stock with witch to put up against your shoulder. Legally considered a handgun when manufactured as such.

He almost got zombie kill of the week with his mare's leg.

Mare's leg by M3D13V4L October 15, 2011

Mare's Disease

When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.

Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.

Mare's Disease by Noreceipt July 15, 2016

smarest 

This is a comparative used to describe someone who is not only really stupid, but also ugly, silly, and weird.

Mini is the smarest person in the world.

smarest by haldus January 16, 2019