smarest 

This is a comparative used to describe someone who is not only really stupid, but also ugly, silly, and weird.

Mini is the smarest person in the world.

smarest by haldus January 16, 2019

Smartest

Being super smart, and stuff.

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."

Smartest by Hezeru April 6, 2017

smartest guy in the room 

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

smartest guy in the room by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

Smareth 

A present produced to friends and loved ones, by someone of great importance within a group or gang. A sign of loyality if a gift given to a gang/group member is refered to as a "Smareth".

I received a Smareth from our main guy yesterday, which was a great honour.

Smareth by GayleFace March 19, 2009

smartster 

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.

Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.

smartster by smartster March 3, 2015

smartest race 

asians

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smartest race by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015