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smarest

This is a comparative used to describe someone who is not only really stupid, but also ugly, silly, and weird.
Mini is the smarest person in the world.
by haldus January 16, 2019
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Smartest

Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
by Hezeru April 6, 2017
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smartest guy in the room

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
by operation dogfood March 1, 2015
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Smareth

A present produced to friends and loved ones, by someone of great importance within a group or gang. A sign of loyality if a gift given to a gang/group member is refered to as a "Smareth".
I received a Smareth from our main guy yesterday, which was a great honour.
by GayleFace March 19, 2009
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smartster

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
by smartster March 3, 2015
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smartest race

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017
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The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015
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